I don’t think they knew each other, they just seemed to be drawn to each other through their mutual scent of an entire can of axe body spray.

“But that’s not like, what I care about, you know? I have a unique view on life. Like, if someone offers me a job and it isn’t illegal and it pays a fuckton more than I’m earning now, I’d take it.”

Also, I found Tiger beer

yesssssssss