As of yesterday, I work as a courier. Today I had to pick up someone’s dress from Saks 5th Avenue. You know you can’t afford it when nothing in the store has a visible price tag. This mall’s floor display cars include a Model S and a Ghibli, among others that I didn’t get to see. And so many gigantic diamonds at the jewelry stores. Also there’s a Lego store, so I have a reason to go back.

Also, yes, the Maserati is eating a bird.