I just realized its been over a year since the Safari drove away and never came back. I wonder if the years of neglected maintenance after my mom got the Vue ever caught up to it.

If I had to guess? The damn thing will be on the road another 10 years from now. Rust nowhere except the roof, barely able to maintain 70mph on the freeway, gold pinstripes outliving the paint.

Clatter on, you unkillable asshole.