Welcome back to If Cars Were. The weekly (or semi weekly, or whenever I'm struck with inspiration) feature where I equate some of my favorite vehicles to something else. In my last installment I mentioned that I'd be retiring the original 5 cars (the AZ-1, the Toyotaru Twins, the Focus ST, the Speed3, and the NA Miata). It's time to share a new set of 5 vehicles that tantalize my senses and get me all twitterpated. What will the 5 new cars be? And what will they be compared to? Well read on dear reader and find out!
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