She keeps talking about “the twins.” At first I thought maybe she had twins, but apparently they’re friends of hers. In every conversation. They just appear there, like creepy fucking twins do. “So, I went to Parc and then I ran into the twins.”
“My dog likes the twins.”
“We went to dinner with the twins.”
“The twins do everything alike. The both ran track and went to the same medical school.”
I haven’t asked who the twins are, partially because twins creep me the fuck out. But apparently she thinks I know who the twins are, because she doesn’t shut up about the twins.
OPPO WHO ARE THE TWINS, WHAT ARE THE TWINS, AND ARE THEY COMING TO GET ME?