l live (literally) at a dive bar, have no qualms about chain smoking, I sleep weird hours, I am constantly internally monolouging...

no joke, it’s been a dream of mine since I was like 8. Unfortunately you need 5 years investigative experience in NJ to get licensed. Need a license to investigate....need investigation experience to get licensed....I can’t become a cop because I refuse to shave my head. How am I supposed to do this?