So I'm taking the car lot job, as many of you know, and went home today to tell my parents the good news.
My mother, being her typical self, was supportive because she knows how much I love cars, and because she knows my brother did well in it. He just happened to squander all of his money.
My father took the opportunity to prop himself on his throne of righteousness and once again tell me how I'm screwing up my life. Then he went on a whole afternoon quest to kidnap my wife and I to look at houses in my hometown. Its an hour and 15 plus from my new job. And just as long if not longer from hers.
He was left even more unhappy that I was unwilling to put this burden on my wife or I. So now I'm the new family fuck up.