2006 A4 Avant quattro 3.2 FSI, with a 6-speed manual. 124k miles. On one of the spooky car lots on Highway 99, for $7,999.
Price is set right at the recommended KBB price from a dealer (which means nothing, but still).
... I’m pretty sure this is a bad idea. Especially if the timing chain hasn’t been tended to on these, at least according to the interwebs.