Stain? STAIN?! SSSSSSTAINNNN?!!! Shut the front door...and the authors are ACTUALLY Stan and Jan Berenstain? I legitimately thought they were bears and the mystery was figuring out which of the bears they were. Like that Lemony Snicket dude turning out to be Jude Law. *Googles in interest* Berenstain isn’t even the surname of the bear family?!!! Their freaking last names are “Bear?!!!” My poor, youthful paradigms are crushed!