I’m probably buying a thing in a couple weeks, so the time has come to sell a few things. While I’ll make you wait to announce the new RPM-mobile until it’s actually in my driveway (should be worth the wait), it’s time to start thinning the herd to make room.

So: anybody want to buy a clean, low-mileage 2014 Audi SQ5 in a lovely, distinctive color? Or a less-clean but honest and reliable FJ80 in Poverty Beige?