Im currently at five but one has been dropped (3 years). All were for 15+ mph. In three different states and in five different cars.

Now that's diversity.

And my favorite is the one from Lithopolis, Ohio. Literally one cop in this small town. Entire town is 25 mph. I was going 40 in the wee hours and no one was on the roads. Boom.


I later find out that he works with mom and mom was talking about my storied history with speeding. She mentions the lithopolis ticket and without a beat the cop says, "blue Saab, tan top?" She says "yes". He says, " yeah I pulled him over. Nice boy"