This is the second time that this has happened. This story takes place Last Night

Sit criss-cross-applesauce, and get your apple juice. Because it’s story time

I order some shit from Amazon, I forget about it. Lasership delivers it.

s. I hear a knock on my door. I’m not expecting a package, but I might be. I look out the window, and a shitty old Plymouth Voyager is sitting outside running, with something that says “Ls” on the door. That’s all it says, and I have no fucking clue what that meant.

Knock Knock. I answer my door, with a large metal object in my hand. It’s a delivery guy, wearing a hood over his head and a box. I still have no clue what the hell he is doing at my house, I don’t remember ordering anything. Then I remember, “Headphones”, I ordered headphones sometime in the last couple months.


This is the SECOND time that I’ve had this exact experience. Sketchy van and everything.