7:30am: Start walking over to the Javitz Center
8:00am: Wait in the early access line for one damn hour
9:00am: RUN TO THE SUPERCARS to get clean photos before people clutter up the backgrounds
10:00am: The riffraff arrives
12:00pm: My friends wake up with a hangover
1:00pm: My friends text me to say they’re running late. I buy a $12 hotdog and eat it in the back seat of a Buick Cascada
2:00pm: My friends finally arrive and we do car show things
3:00pm: I get bored and start checking out Mr Regular’s tiny wooden homes
4:00pm: Bored as shit. When does the Jalopnik Showdown start?
5:00: Passed out in a Mitsubishi
6:00: Realize that Torch probably wrote the trivia questions. I start brushing up on pre-War French hood releases, and classic Beetle taillights by model year.
7:00pm: Jalopnik Showdown
9:00pm: Leave NYIAS and go watch Fate of the Furious.