CRANK STARTING A CAR!

Proof that kids of days past really did love cars.

...and that parents were wreckless as hell when it came to raising children.

"Hey son! Fall out of the car, toddle out to the front and turn that crank just like daddy showed you. I can't wait to put another 1,000 miles on the odometer and put both our lives in danger. Being dad sure is great!"

(Source: Day Book, 1914)