I think a cop show with the Jalopnik staff would be great. In the sense that it would make no sense. Matt, the precinct boss. Patrick and Travis, the by the books cops. Jason and Raphael, the loose cannons. Doug, who runs Vice. Everyone else, who do things I can't think of (sorry, guys, I'm terrible at this).

Come on, guys. If you get a Hellcat for a week, please film a mock-trailer.