“But we’re going to a restaurant.”

“I can eat quick and then we’ll go.”

“So you’re not eating there?”

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“I’ll get a drink. But I already brought food. I told you that.”

“But then you said you wanted to go out to lunch.”

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“I said I’d go with you.”

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“But not to eat?”

“No, why would I spend money?”

“Yeahhh... um. I think it’s actually weirder to eat in a restaurant with someone who isn’t eating than it is to eat alone. Soooo...”

Sigh