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In eighth grade I had a crush on a girl, (I’m not going to name names because I’m sure it’ll be easy to find them.) me with my eighth grade intellect thought it would be most appropriate to try to impress her by pranking her. At first she thought it was funny, it got bad enough to the point where she had contacted the principal of the school. they couldn’t find out who was committing the pranks. Eventually I told her I was doing the pranks, thinking she would be impressed and all. She wasn’t. She attacked me and we never talked again.
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