In the latest of some funny shit, three Louisville, KY men attempted to carjack a man at a local Kroger. After rolling the car backward for ten yards, the men got out, yelled to the victim "sorry dear sir, we are not familiar with the workings of your transmission", and fled the scene.

The three losers are all in custody for this and other crimes, where they are being unmercifully beaten. Not really, they are just facing several charges.