Hello, and welcome to MotOPPO GP, the one and only Grand Prix motorcycling fantasy game ever served on Kinja. May I take your order?

Last week...

Boy, that kid Viñales sure can ride, huh? But more improbably, Jorge Lorenzo has bowed out on two straight races, leaving the door open for Dr. Consistency to stay on the podium with Cal Crutchlow in tow. Now where have I seen that before?

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Coming up...

Marc Marquez is the Supreme Overlord of COTA, and everyone else is out to take his place in the throne.

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The rules can be found below, but for simplicity, consult the quote box after the link.

Sample Picks 1

Q: Lorenzo

1: Marquez
2: Lorenzo
3: Dovizioso

Wipeout: Bradl and/or Crutchlow

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Sample Picks 2

Q: Ducati-99

1: Honda-93
2: Pramac-9
3: Suzuki-41

Wipeout: LCR-35 and/or Avintia-8

Meet your riders!

Aprilia Racing Team Gresini:
Sam Lowes (Aprilia-22)
Aleix Espargaro (Aprilia-41)

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Aspar Pull&Bear Team:
Karel Abraham (Aspar-17)
Alvaro Bautista (Aspar-19)

Avintia Reale Racing:
Hector Barbera (Avintia-8)
Loris Baz (Avintia-76)

Ducati Team:
Jorge Lorenzo (Ducati-99)
Andrea Dovizioso (Ducati-4)

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Estrella Galicia 0,0 MarcVDS Racing:
Tito Rabat (MarcVDS-53)
Jack Miller (MarcVDS-43)

LCR Honda:
Cal Cruthlow (let’s just call him Cal, OK?)

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Monster Yamaha Tech3:
Johann Zarco (Tech3-5)
Jonas Folger (Tech3-94)

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Movistar Yamaha MotoGP:
Valentino Rossi (Yamaha-46)
Maverick Viñales (Yamaha-29)

OCTO Pramac Yakhnich:
Danilo Petrucci (Pramac-9)
Scott Redding (Pramac-45)

Red Bull KTM Factory Racing:
Bradley Smith (KTM-38)
Pol Espargaro (KTM-44)

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Repsol Honda Team:
Dani Pedrosa (Honda-26)
Marc Marquez (Honda-93)

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Suzuki Ecstar:
Andrea Iannone (Suzuki-29)
Alex Rins (Suzuki-41)

My picks:

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Q: Marquez

1. Marquez
2. Viñales
3. Rossi

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Wipeout: Lorenzo and/or Iannone

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You’ve got until the first round of qualifying, 22 April, to make your picks, or else you’re getting no food served to your table (because you didn’t order, idiot).

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