Here’s the new place. Built in 1853, and the upstairs is all mine. The property includes 5 buildings, 3 of which are apartments, 1 of which is a pub, and the last one which is the pub owner/my landlord’s beach house...oh yeah, it’s 2 blocks from the beach. I’ve been here since Saturday and honestly it’s everything I thought it would be and more. I love it so much, this first summer is going to be great.

TL;DR: a sober alcoholic now lives at a bar.