You know how grown ups have 5 year plans where they want to advance their careers, buy a house, have a kid? Well here’s mine.

1, Continue having a job, maybe move up in my company and make more money whatever.

2, Keep being a Dad, try not to suck at it.

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3, Keep fixing your Galant until it is an unstoppable Rally beast, and can also do 300 miles road trips.

4, Buy a 1990-1991 Civic hatchback, make it a fun DD.

5, but a SN95 Mustang GT, learn to drive RWD on dirt.

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6, don’t get devoreced/ treat wife good enough she won’t realize she’s better off without your dumbass.

I figure if I if I can manage all of these things I’ll be doing pretty damn well for myself.