Check dat shit out, one whole goddamn dollar. Can your stupid-ass pet make it rain dollar bills, beeyotch? I don’t think so. And check out that mutha of a ruler. Yeah, that’s real teak wood. That’s the real shiznat deal right there. No fake plastic shit up in diz hizzouz! Also inb4 this post gets buried down with a million “bump the tarantula post off Oppo” posts (this image is straight from a Gizmodo topshot BTW).