This is fantastic! Six 1.75 ton rolls of toilet paper, for free! How would I store it, who knows? What would my wife think, who cares? It’s a lifetime supply of toilet paper, for Pete’s sake! All I’d need is a truck and trailer capable of pulling about 4,000 pounds, and a fork-lift, of course. This would be the perfect gift for that uncle of mine who thought Obama was the anti-Christ! He could put a roll in his pole barn and never have to worry about wiping his ass again.

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