And it’s incredibly unrealistic because the base manual R starts at $35,655! And I bet they won’t lose their value quickly enough for me to ever afford one.

But hey I’m pragmatic.. I’d be willing to settle for a lesser model... with PLAID!

I don’t even know why I bother. We all know that even if I could afford something nice, I’d just use the money for the house or investments and savings anyway... Still, it’s fun to dream.

[resumes craigslist search of old Toyotas]