Let me think... you could choose Indianapolis (snore), Detroit (NOPE), or Cleveland (*snicker*), ORRRRR you can come hang in San Antonio, AUSTIN, or Dallas for the next eclipse!!! This ain’t even a competition.

Considering how crazy this year’s event was, I might just start trying to reserve some ranches (three, so I can plan for weather, because April in Texas can get rainy) and host a big shindig.