Went a Subaru dealer that a fellow cyclist works at to drive a new WRX Hatch they got in when I noticed they had a nice 2013 silver BRZ Premium sitting there. I had concerns about fitting in one (has issues in the past), but we fiddled extensively with the seat and steering wheel and found a position that works. Drove it and thought it was really fun. Then I drove the WRX, which was more powerful, bigger and not as much fun. The gearbox wasn't nearly as good, nor was the driving position and handling.
Even better, as a leftover 2013, the dealer really was motivated to move this on. It had 5 miles on it (aka nobody had driven it) still, and the winter and the 2014's were coming. They made me an offer so good, I just had to take it. So here she is: