Unshackled from the dungeon of bloggers (seriously, what kind of career is blogging? Edward R. Murrow would bludgeon you from the grave if he could), we now have the liberty of holding an Airing of Grievances. I got a lot of problems with you people! And now you’re gonna hear about it!

  • Gold wheels on Subaru are dumb and you are dumb for liking them
  • The Ultimate Speed Check story never happened and you all know it
  • Flipping cars is on par with flipping heroin
  • Deadspin is the Gawker Media Penis Feelings blog. Take your penis feelings there and stay there
  • “Rally Chicken” is a duck. You know it, I know it, even Stef knows it but refuses to admit it
  • McMike is a lobbyist; probably for killing baby ponies, the monster
  • None of you know who Brt is because Brt is unimportant
  • The Israelites were right to ban Swine
  • Rennsport is dying and none of you care shame on you
  • Australia is an overrated country
  • If you don’t like bullet points then I don’t like you
  • “Uh LS swaps are overdone do something interesting” THEN TAKE UP A CUTTING TORCH AND DO IT YOURSELF
  • Cordell Broadus was right to choose UCLA over USC
  • I am actually a post-op
  • If you had any sense of shame you’d realize WRC regulations are far more innovation-destroying than F1 regulations, but you’re dumb and don’t realize it.
  • If I end up going to prison because I talk on the internet with high school boys I will burn down all the things you love
  • I’m not going to credit this image because if you don’t know where it came from you probably think the Supreme Court is a pizza joint