TROLL ALL THE INTERNETS AND WRITE ALL THE THINGS!

Yeah, yeah, it was just a tendon injury, but it still hurt like crazy after it happened.

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Also, this cast comes off tomorrow. Any guesses as to how many feet it will smell like underneath? Not just any feet—like, fungal necrotic feet from a sumo-wrestler wearing pleather heels in 120-degree weather. It smells that bad from the outside.