Walking down the university's student center hallway when suddenly I encounter a bunch of students crowded around a kiosk about some sexual health promotion. Apparently people are swarming the stand for the free contraceptives that are being handed out. I find a gap in the crowd and try to get on my way when one of the kiosk attendants stops me.
Attendant Lady: "Would like some protection? All you have to do is sign at the table and take a quick survey."
Me: "No thanks, I'm not interested."
Attendant Lady: "Oh don't be silly, we could all use some protection."
Attendant Lady: "It's only a few quick questions, oh and by the way, what would you say is your preferred brand of protection?"
[Troll Mode Engaged]
Me: "Smith & Wesson"
Attendant Lady: [Puzzled Expression]
And with that I walked away, with a smirk on my face. Have an Impala SS for your troubles.