Bringing the MURICA to Nippon! Happy Fourth!Kat Callahan (鮎川きお)7/04/16 6:59am88EditSend to EditorsPromoteShare to KinjaGo to permalinkDelicious bacon cheeseburgers and hashbrown strips. America hasn't been brought this hard since Conmodore Perry. Kat Callahan (鮎川きお)firstname.lastname@example.org@JezebelKatCorrespondent, Asia at Jalopnik. Lover of the Oxford Comma, despite AP Style, and the Commonwealth "S."