I heard the following ad on the radio just now and there’s no way it wasn’t written by an Oppo:

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(Paraphrasing)

“A Napa Man knows that the best car is a 90s era wagon.

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With its versatility, it can do anything, and with its hatchback and handy bungee cords, it can haul anything you want.

With 400,000 parts, Napa can keep your quirky small utility vehicle running like new.

Remember, if it’s not a classic, then it’s just ahead of its time.”

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I refuse to believe than this ode to 90s wagons that require no fewer than 400,000 parts to stay running could have been written by anyone who doesn’t post here.