They've changed the top bar on the front page! The notifications and so on are now on the other side and they've changed the logo!! WHY? WHY CHANGE! I need warning before this sort of thing because I'm a small-minded idiot who can't stand seemingly-unwarranted change! My mind is on fire! Fuck you Dick Denton— I mean, er, Zuckerberg, this is clearly your fault because you HATE EVERYONE.

WAAAH WAAAH WAAAH

EVERYTHING'S WRONG

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WHY CAN'T I DEAL WITH INSIGNIFICANT CHANGE?1

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I'M NEVER USING THIS SITE AGAIN. I PROMISE THIS TIME. A PROMISE AS VAPID AND EMPTY AS MY LIFE.

[tomorrow]

*logs on as usual*