Reading a great article in today's Detroit News about the prosecution of the Devil's Diciples (that's how they spell it) here in Michigan. The prosecution claimed the group raises money by cooking meth (allegedly) and also selling souvenirs on Cafe' Press. Among the items you can buy? A "Classic Thong," which - as they note - is proudly made in the USA!

USA! USA! USA!

"Assistant U.S. Attorney Saima Mohsin, in a court filing, noted the gang's "marketing genius" writing that the online store's products — "which include attractive 'TALK S—- GET HIT' tote bags, T-shirts and coffee mugs — appear to be reasonably priced as well."

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Seriously, how can these people be guilty of anything except being sexily patriotic?

-Steve