(Picture unrelated) I’ve been asked to come up with a car to meet the following criteria, and I have no clue what to say, so I’m outsourcing my job to Oppo.

This person wants something:

  • Under $11k
  • Luxury make
  • 4 cylinder / good mileage
  • Nice (apparently that means newer than 2006)
  • Reliable
  • Fun

Lots of contradictions; I’m out of ideas.