In Houston this morning, a driver confused the Go pedal with the brake pedal and assaulted a local dry cleaners with his Porsche Panamera. Or did he just want to have his high performance German sedan starched and pressed?

There were luckily no human injuries to report, but the Porsche is said to have sustained some pretty decent front end damage. The store was obviously all bashed in, but I'm willing to bet a paycheck that the driver has insurance. Just a reminder to all of us out there:

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"R" stands for reverse, and the skinny pedal makes the car go vroom. Also, don't hit buildings with your $100k plus vehicle.