These days, you can’t give an honest opinion without some hate-group wanting to slice your cats throat. I recently got to drive a 4C for my smaller-than-your-penis YouTube channel and I didn’t like it. I get it, it’s exotic, it’s got a carbon-tub (like a Ferrari, blah-blah-blah), but the Porsche Cayman S is 100% better at being a car, and here’s the kicker, it’s faster around a racetrack!

So what gives? Where’s the charm with sitting on seats that feel like a solitary confinement prison bench? The Porsche has good seats, ample storage, runs faster lap-times and looks pretty fucking good doing it! Am I missing something? I think I’ll get an Ariel, instead.

Flyinglap aka Joe knows more useless car information than anybody. He owns every Car & Driver since 1986. His 13 year old son knows the difference between an E24 and E28. His 10 year old son says “gai-ar-doh” not “gah-lar-doh”.