...and that the stock market is a joke.

Apple stock traded more than 3x it's average daily volume today because of the keynote. Notice how volatile the price got at 1pm when the keynote started.

OMG SHINY NEW APPLE PRODUCTS!!! TAKE MY MONEY!!!

It shot back up past $100.

Then I'm sure a bunch of filthy rich people cashed in on some lucrative options and the price corrected... ultimately closing in the red and continuing to trade down after hours.

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I'm sure in the future there will be books written about "iPhone Syndrome" the tech version of Stockholm Syndrome.

/rant

And here's a 240z mmmm I feel better already...