Whatup. I’m sure that like many of you, I’ve been walking or driving somewhere and seen one of these abominations.

Looks like one of those dumb clog/sandle thingies that the weird kid would always wear in middle school, right?

Then we see the rear.

Ooh baby. Look at that trunk. How do you fit anything in there? How do you even open it? Does it open like a hatch that’s too low to the ground to get anything into it? Does it open like a tailgate? If so, why are there disappointingly few PT Ute converstions? (PT Uters?)

Turns out...

Turns out it’s not such a granny car after all, what with needing to bend over ridiculously to get anything inside.

Now you know.