Vanilla ice cream is teh awesomeness.

Also, I like the Mercedes-Benz GLA, though I don't like many other M-B products. I don't like contemporary supercars; their self-derivative nature bores me. I would rock a Chevrolet Citation X11 or a Dodge Omni GLHS all day, every day. And twice on Sundays. I'm currently listening to Fire Water Burn by the Bloodhound Gang. I still have my childhood teddy bear on a shelf in my apartment. I've sampled Axe products. I believe that the 458 Italia looks like a snake that ate its own ass. I think that all the articles and comments about beige this and boring that are hypocritical bullshit. If I had a man crush, William H. Macy would totally be the subject of it. Freeze-dried ice cream is one of my favorite forms of junk food. The Bugatti Type 57SC Atlantic is hideous. I have used turn signals while driving a BMW.

And I'm not ashamed of any of it.

What are you not ashamed of that you probably should be?