This year, the end of summer/beginning of fall means two things for me: 1) I am now 19 and ancient, and 2) this is my 5th year on Jalopnik/kind of on Oppo. (Btw, if you haven’t realized yet, this is Scoob.)

THAT’S RIGHT. I first started reading Jalopnik when I was 14. I wonder what the long term effects of being on Jalopnik/Oppo are. :P Maybe the mods can chime in.