“To the likes of Paul Ryan and Mitch McConnell, Donald Trump’s presidency is a filet mignon steak with a little piece of shit on it. And they’re willing to ignore that shit to get to the steak. But it’s become clear that it’s actually a giant piece of shit with a little bit of steak on it. And their attitude seems to be, ‘Well, we’re already at the restaurant.’” — SETH MEYERS