So in 2015, I was assigned a parking spot at my work and given a tag. In 2016, no tag was given for my parking spot. In 2017, no tags were given for ANY parking spot. Today, there is a note that my spot, that I’ve been parking in for more than two years, is for tenants only and if I am there at the close of business, I’ll be towed. Then I learned that the landlord died and someone else bought the building. We have 8 less spots than employees and the spots we had aren’t ours. And the landlord’s son who works in the building next door gets my spot.

Enjoy the oil slicks in your new spot, sonny boy.