If my goddamn property taxes weren’t so high....

Thinking of going passive aggressive with a white rattle can, leaving them messages of “sweet nothings” on the street. Or going a step further and drawing a scale model of the pot holes in question 40 feet before it, so drivers have a chance to to avoid it, instead of darting at the last second.

Bet my LCA wouldn’t have shit the bed the way it did if the roads were better..