One of my favorite things to do when I’m bored is to type “car sales” into Google Maps and then click around to various small car dealers. I just found one place called EZ Fixer Cars that sells salvage titles almost exclusively.

Obviously the first thing that I noticed was that some idiot apparently paid $3,500 for an XK8 (with perfect interior and exterior colors!) with 92k miles, because the market for XK8s is ridiculous and depressing.

But can you guess what model of car makes of the majority of this salvage title dealer’s inventory?


It’s not exactly the riddle of the sands. Go on, guess.

Is it... could it be...


Oh, yes.

And to think that all that carnage resulted from a single Cars and Coffee.