You cannot just put on your unicorn Tutu and run into random news broadcasts. Discount Laurence Fishburn is just trying to do his job like everyone else. How would you feel if he put on a spiderman mask and speedo and ran out into one of your crapcan races?
Alright we both know the answer to that, but that doesn't change anything. I'm going to have to confiscate your horseheads for at least a month for this.