Airbag light on a retired rental Kia Optima I picked up last week.

I’m back in school. Right now I’m taking a Children’s Literature class and Intro to the Exceptional Child. Children’s Lit seems like it’ll be a lot of work but lots of fun. This week is pre-k to first grade, and we had to read and report on 8 picture books, including concept learning and stories. For numbers, I found this:

Anyway,this book has a really cool reference near the end.

The day you stop laughing at farts is the day you die.

The “famous French wind artist” is Le Pétomane, or the “Farting Maniac.” He was a featured performer at the Moulin Rouge and could play a flute with his asshole.