We all love car reviews, but who in this hectic modern world has more than a second or two to read things anymore? To that end, here’s some I made earlier :)

Lightweight peppy fun. Endure hairdresser jokes.

RWD golden child. Needs a turbo.

Fuck yeah ‘murica! 165bhp 5.7l V8

Most beautiful car. Learn to solder.

“Nader killed our car!” - Apologists claim

M3 fighter...Lexus likes to think.

What is luxury? MORE WALNUT TRIM!