I had a weird dream where I bought a new salmon-pink Honda Accord V6 with a stick. I was walking home from campus (I was also back in college for some reason) and stepped into a retail store which bizarrely had new cars packed in like sardines. Yet the countertops and uniforms seemed very familiar and not at all fitting for a dealership.

I was drawn to the Accord. I sat inside and looked down at the shifter.

“Would you like to drive it, sir?”

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“Nah. I’ll just buy it right now.”

He swipes my card and I leave. But I start questioning my own dream. What interest rate did I just agree to? Did I just pay in full, or did I just pay with no down payment and I’m going to owe a shitton each month? Can you get a manual V6 Accord sedan? I thought it was the coupe only. Also, why am I in college? Why did I buy a sedan?!?!

But the dream continued, and drove the Accord the next day to campus. The windows were black, like the entire interior. The drive was amazing. The shifter was somehow... familiar.

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When I parked, I walked around thr car a few times to make sure it was real, still skeptical of everything I had seen.

At some point, I woke up. Looking back, I figured out what some of the things I recognized were:

- the unusual pink was the same as a 1992 F150 I walk by everyday.

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- the dealership was actually a Game Stop with cars on the floor

- the shifter had the same look and feel as a A6 Allroad

Anyway... Good morning!