Normally when we think of asshat parkings, we think of BMW and Corvette owners. Some examples are below. And below that is really the douchiest parking I have ever seen. And it wasn’t even a BMW...
I saw this beautiful Lotus Esprit at work today. The owner (not pictured) is a really cool guy who also owns a tastefully customized & Stormtrooper-ed 2014 Taurus SHO.
This poor little ‘74 Triumph is for sale on cl and definitely has that new car smell after all these years... Or maybe that is the smell of mold, rust, dead leaves, squirrel poo, ect. etc.
Yesterday's Blitzermarathon in many European countries has yielded some weird results.
The crew of a Police cruiser in Denmark had their Jimmies rustled when their patrol car was overtaken by a big BMW with a twin-axle trailer going no less than 213 kilometres per hour on a stretch of road where the speed limit was 80…
What compels you to get loaded, then load up all your friends in a sports car and almost kill literally every person you passed on the road tonight, I have no clue, but I do know one thing, Karma was not far behind. I feel sorry for your injured friends but they should've stepped up and stopped you, I wish I could…
Cut me off on the highway for no reason IN FRONT OF A SHERIFF, then miles later as I was exiting, he slowed as if HE was, then brake checked me repeatedly and cut over onto the ramp only to get back on the highway at the least second, almost side swiping a Cadillac.
Found in the University of Illinois in Urbana-Champaign (Illini) parking lot.
Holy shit this lady needs to park her Suburban.... Called 911 but they never called back. Would have followed (since she was heading into a school zone) but was running late as it was and had to make a delivery before work.
I counted 49 (There were probably lots more) people driving in the low visibility and blowing snow this morning with NO LIGHTS ON.
We've finally done it. Humans have made the single greatest discovery in the history of our species, answering a question that has perplexed us all for decades: Why are BMW drivers such asshats?
Luckily my kids were in the car, or someone would have gotten chased to their destination, while I call 911 and report them for reckless driving. As it were I was doing 50-55 in a 45 trying to maintain pace with them for a bit.
Make sure to read aaaaaaaallll of the comments...
It's not JUST BMW drivers, other luxury makes are driven by asshats too.
Before I used to call them asshats. But now that I own a 1987 BMW 325e I understand them. Never mind that it's a $3500 car. It's mine and I am parking like this.
Sure seemed like it last night.
I am currently bringing my Peugeot 205 GTI 1.6 from Germany to America. The Pug is sitting on the port of Bremehaven, awaiting loading onto a RoRo ship. The French car was my daily driver in Germany for my last few months there, but due to its rarity in the US it might be less than wise to drive it daily here. For…
Why parking is so hard in a BMW???
I mean, I know better than to try and park there, as the spot is only wide enough for a motorcycle, but its not marked. So moron ass Odyssey drivers park there, way too close to my car and into the striped off handicap parking. Thankfully, no vans with ramps needed to park there.