Why? Just why? Who asked for this? Why Is this a thing?
All hail Queen Chicken.
Also, a good chicken.
Rally Chicken found a Panhard with a mouth that sort of looks like her funky chicken beak.
No one can hide from Fluffy Bunny on a chicken. No one is safe from her puffy vengeance. Run while you can, but you’re only going to make yourself tired.
Do your dirty duty, for Fisher and Price.
Here is a Rally Chicken for your (long) time.
For the record, that’s what this bird is: a chicken. Those of you calling her a duck are wrong. Now post more chickens.
Chicken and a Lancer.
No one is safe.
Also, Rally Chicken is adorable.
Insomnia sucks. Rally Chicken doesn’t. Have more Chicken.
...with her butt. Chicken butt.
Clearly it is the inside of a turducken. Or, to be more precise, the stuffed facsimile of the pre-cooked version of the inside of one. Which inside is up to the individual’s interpretation.
Also, Rally Chicken is a chicken.
An actual chicken! With a pointy chicken beak and everything! I don’t have this chicken, it is someone else’s chicken.
Because it should.